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Non-Alcoholic Cocktails


The Painless Punch

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The Painless Punch

Our non-alcoholic take on the classic Painkiller, the original was created in the 1970s at the Soggy Dollar Bar in the British Virgin Islands. While our version won’t give you the hair-of-the-dog effect for which the original was named, it packs a ton of tropical flavor that won’t leave you in pain the next morning.

2 oz. Ritual Rum Alternative
4 oz. pineapple juice
1 oz. orange juice
1 oz. cream of coconut
Edible Flower (for garnish)

Add the Rum Alternative, pineapple juice, orange juice and cream of coconut to a shaker with ice. Shake vigorously. Strain into a glass over crushed ice. Garnish with an edible flower. Serve with a straw.

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